Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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giddy goat

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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im a willy bum bum

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hot diggity dog

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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are you gay does your mom know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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