Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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