- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

woman..parallel parking

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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