Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's 9+ 10?! 19

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

You have friends

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

I was once a hamster.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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