What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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5 people are walking

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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