what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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