- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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