I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What'sucks and white Jackson

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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