- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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