Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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