What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Butt poop.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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A white person at Harvard

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Mormons having fun.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

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