did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What is more worse than death? Death

Agent 47.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Anti Joke

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