why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Reading books

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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book 'em danno

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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