- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

5 people are walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Help I'm being raped!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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