I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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