- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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