Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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u jelly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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