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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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