- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Moo! I'm a goat!

What is more worse than death? Death

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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