What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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