Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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