- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

so... how about that airplane food

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your existance.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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