what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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