i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

a blond girl walks into a bar

What time is it? Refrigerator

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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