- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Im cute hehehee

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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