what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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THE END.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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