why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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This statement is false.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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