Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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