- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Which is longer? A rope...

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Nickleback.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Penis

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

You have friends

you and your family will die tonight

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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