- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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