- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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