- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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