Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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