- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

this is not a joke. jks

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What time is it? Refrigerator

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??