- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Whats 2+1? 2.

Get off my porch.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

womens rights

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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