- Anti Joke

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!