- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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