- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a job.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

drugs.

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