- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

oooh look a banshee

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

I <3 Hitler

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

when debbie meets downer

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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