Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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42, that is all

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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