Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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