AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Chuck norris

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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