why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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