- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

42, that is all

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Which is longer? A rope...

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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