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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Cheese stick

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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