Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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