Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Barbara Streisand

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Three black men were walking...

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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hot diggity dog

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Jake. Walsh.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Apple juice.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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