What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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giddy goat

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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im a willy bum bum

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hot diggity dog

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Hi

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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