- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

run farther?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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