- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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