Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is my name? I dont know

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

I drive a 'rarri

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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