- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

No, Trinidad.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

run farther?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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