What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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I told you it would happen

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Anti Joke

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