Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

42, that is all

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Nickleback.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Which is longer? A rope...

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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