Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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