you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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