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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Miley Cyrus.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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