How are you this morning?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Men's Rights

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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