My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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