I'm hungry.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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You

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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