A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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You

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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call of duty world at war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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