Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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George Bush.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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