A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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