Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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u suck

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