why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Do u take sugar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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