~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Stealth baseballs record

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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