What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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