- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

I told you it would happen

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