Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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