- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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